mespock
Marxists - Socialists
I'll let you guys at captions! :Beer
05 - Minni Hummer
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FreeFaller
USAF LS8
"This handy modification allows you to see OVER the speed bumps!"
1wykdmk8
LvC Dues Collector
And here I thought the roll over was high in the 70-80's Jeeps.......do not take a turn too quick in that thing.....or you will end up on your roof.
Then again.......I bet that thing could barely get out of its own way with those big rollers on it. :Beer :L
Then again.......I bet that thing could barely get out of its own way with those big rollers on it. :Beer :L
Sifrino3
Dedicated LVC Member
I would play with it!
Randeaux
Well-Known LVC Member
"The Little Smart Car That Wasn't" by: I.P. Greene
Once upon a time, there was a little hippy that lived in the magical land of Berkley. He was a mindless little hippy that did everything that everyone told him. Nobody liked his VW because it was vile and spewing out gases that would destroy the ozone layer. Nobody liked a hippy that would do that.So the little hippy picked up the latest issue of Utne and read about things he could do to help the environment (in a politically correct way, of course) So he went to get a Saturn EV-1. The next day,when he went to work, some stoner from Greenpeace accused him of being even more detrimental to the environment by running up electrical usage to charge his little car,therefore causing the powerplants to burn more coal to run his little car and furthering the destruction of the ozone layer.So the little hippy got a Toyota Prius. The next day when he went to the local coffee house, some airhead with a "Rachael" flip and a PETA T-shirt told the hippy "You live alone and nobody loves you, so why do you need such a large vehicle? That's just wasteful! Go take a bath and cut off your pony-tail, You're killing the environment, you horrid, smelly, old white male!" So the little hippy did what the coffee-house girl told him. Later on after having a 4 hour manic crying spell, the little hippy got out of the fetal posistion and picked up a copy of Mother Jones, he read about a car that is in Germany and how truly green it is. It was called the "Smart" Car. He thought that he would be the envy of the college campus and ALL of Berkley for that matter. So he took a red-eye to Stuttgart.
6 weeks and $50K later his "Smart" car finally arrived. Then the little hippy took the car to his Yoga lovin' Vegan meeting to show it off. When the little hippy parked the car, he forgot to set the parking brake and it rolled backwards and fell through a crack in the pavement. To make matters even worse, all the Yoga lovin' Vegans saw this unfortunate event and laughed hartily at the poor little hippy.(Now your normal hippy has gonads two times smaller than the average person, but, when the hippy realised they were laughing at him his gonads grew two times larger and twice again
larger than the average Berk in Berkley{still smaller than average but big enough not to be ashamed of anymore}) The little hippy grew more rage inside of him than he had last November 5th. He pulled his Smart car out of the crack in the pavement, carried it all the way home on his shoulders and consulted the latest issue of Soldier of Fortune. The little hippy then purchased a lift kit for his Smart car and then bought an AK-47.
"We'll see who laughs at who now!" Screamed the little hippy at his image in the mirror.
"We'll show those Mothercopulators!" While the blood and foamy saliva splattered against the pathetic mirror in his bathroom. The next morning the little hippy got in his Smart car and shot down everyone in the courtyard of the college campus.
The End.
Once upon a time, there was a little hippy that lived in the magical land of Berkley. He was a mindless little hippy that did everything that everyone told him. Nobody liked his VW because it was vile and spewing out gases that would destroy the ozone layer. Nobody liked a hippy that would do that.So the little hippy picked up the latest issue of Utne and read about things he could do to help the environment (in a politically correct way, of course) So he went to get a Saturn EV-1. The next day,when he went to work, some stoner from Greenpeace accused him of being even more detrimental to the environment by running up electrical usage to charge his little car,therefore causing the powerplants to burn more coal to run his little car and furthering the destruction of the ozone layer.So the little hippy got a Toyota Prius. The next day when he went to the local coffee house, some airhead with a "Rachael" flip and a PETA T-shirt told the hippy "You live alone and nobody loves you, so why do you need such a large vehicle? That's just wasteful! Go take a bath and cut off your pony-tail, You're killing the environment, you horrid, smelly, old white male!" So the little hippy did what the coffee-house girl told him. Later on after having a 4 hour manic crying spell, the little hippy got out of the fetal posistion and picked up a copy of Mother Jones, he read about a car that is in Germany and how truly green it is. It was called the "Smart" Car. He thought that he would be the envy of the college campus and ALL of Berkley for that matter. So he took a red-eye to Stuttgart.
6 weeks and $50K later his "Smart" car finally arrived. Then the little hippy took the car to his Yoga lovin' Vegan meeting to show it off. When the little hippy parked the car, he forgot to set the parking brake and it rolled backwards and fell through a crack in the pavement. To make matters even worse, all the Yoga lovin' Vegans saw this unfortunate event and laughed hartily at the poor little hippy.(Now your normal hippy has gonads two times smaller than the average person, but, when the hippy realised they were laughing at him his gonads grew two times larger and twice again
larger than the average Berk in Berkley{still smaller than average but big enough not to be ashamed of anymore}) The little hippy grew more rage inside of him than he had last November 5th. He pulled his Smart car out of the crack in the pavement, carried it all the way home on his shoulders and consulted the latest issue of Soldier of Fortune. The little hippy then purchased a lift kit for his Smart car and then bought an AK-47.
"We'll see who laughs at who now!" Screamed the little hippy at his image in the mirror.
"We'll show those Mothercopulators!" While the blood and foamy saliva splattered against the pathetic mirror in his bathroom. The next morning the little hippy got in his Smart car and shot down everyone in the courtyard of the college campus.
The End.