A Wal-Mart Greeter

[MERIJONS97LSC]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart,with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart"......Nice children you've got there-are they twins?
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say "Hell no they ain't, the older one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Do you really think they look alike?
"No", replies the greeter, "I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT LAID TWICE"

 

[torquemonkey]

Lol....

:N :hump: :leghumper

 

[pepperman]

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

 

[Conti94]

Bwahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

 

[marcuseightus]

:bowrofl: that real funny

 

[misery]

lol i wish there was greeters like that