Agenda For The 2008 Democrat National Convention

[pepperman]

Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention

7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals -John Kerry

9.00 pm Saddam Memorial Fund Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm Keynote address: "Etiquette for Surrender" - French President Jacques Chirac

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home

 

[bob335]

that was great

 

[fossten]

Brilliant, Pep, and no less accurate for its level of humor.

 

[RRocket]

But if the Democrats get "in", isn't this the fault of the current administration for doing so much stuff to piss off so many people?

I mean...if people were truly content with what the Republicans are offering from their party, why would the Democrats even have a chance at getting it?

 

[TheDude]

But if the Democrats get "in", isn't this the fault of the current administration for doing so much stuff to piss off so many people?

I mean...if people were truly content with what the Republicans are offering from their party, why would the Democrats even have a chance at getting it?

That's easy... "LIBERAL MEDIA"

It's the sole reason why the Dems now control both houses don't ya know?

 

[RRocket]

I guess what I'm really asking is...for those of you who are Republicans...should the party itself shoulder some of the blame for turning people off...?

 

[TheDude]

I guess what I'm really asking is...for those of you who are Republicans...should the party itself shoulder some of the blame for turning people off...?

http://www.lincolnvscadillac.com/showthread.php?t=27400

 

[Joeychgo]

I guess what I'm really asking is...for those of you who are Republicans...should the party itself shoulder some of the blame for turning people off...?

Nah, of course not. The republicans, by simple party affiliation, are perfect. They are just picked on terribly by the liberal media and the american public is too stupid to see that.

Right Fossten?

 

[fossten]

Nah, of course not. The republicans, by simple party affiliation, are perfect. They are just picked on terribly by the liberal media and the american public is too stupid to see that.

Right Fossten?

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