A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His
wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me
that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife
found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday
wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me
that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife
found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday
