Another new guy

[Rude]

Another new kid here.

I'm new to the LVC site, and also fairly new to Lincolns as well. I bought my first Mark VIII a couple years ago. The car is an opal grey '94 with a grey interior. Currently the car has 58k on the clock and nearly stock; I've tinted glass, but that's about it. So far, I love the car, and I am beginning to form plans for additional modifications. In fact, I've just ordered a Ray switch and I'm looking forward to my car having a new lowered stance (at least while parked.)

I hope, with help of all of you on this site, I can continue to learn more about these wonderful cars.

Thanks for letting me in.... Now, before I dive in, what's the LvC initiation ritual?

 

[Frogman]

Thanks for letting me in.... Now, before I dive in, what's the LvC initiation ritual?

The ritual is secret, and you won't know about it until after you've been through it.

But you would do well (and I see, so far you have) to use the search feature, lest the Search NAZI get on you. He's pretty much a Dick.

 

[Rude]

Ah, I see...

"Thank you sir, may I have another" eh?

I'll do my level best to steer clear of the NAZI, but I must warn you all, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Thanks for the "heads up."

 

[96hotrodlincoln]

The ritual is secret, and you won't know about it until after you've been through it.

But you would do well (and I see, so far you have) to use the search feature, lest the Search NAZI get on you. He's pretty much a Dick.

Spoken well by the search NAZI himself!

 

[96hotrodlincoln]

In fact, I've just ordered a Ray switch and I'm looking forward to my car having a new lowered stance (at least while parked.)

That's funny, I never got your order, but there is only one left so you better get on it!

 

[Rude]

PM sent

 

[Bildabo]

Thanks for letting me in.... Now, before I dive in, what's the LvC initiation ritual?

List of items you will need:

1 - can of shaving cream
1 - sheep (live)
1 - box of tacks (50 ct. min)
5' rope

I may be missing something but keep these items handy!
:shifty:

 

[Nova Prime]

Guys, please keep in mind that I can only get the gorilla on thursday's.

 

[1bad4.6l]

Trust me you will want to warm the shaving cream. And bring a sedative for the sheep, But I didnt tell you that.

 

[Rude]

Nazis and livestock and primates - oh my! I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore.

I guess I'll try, but if you guys try to make me spend the night at the neverland ranch, I'm outta here! I ain't ever doing that again!

(was that last joke in bad taste?... too soon? If so my appologies in advance to all the MJ fans.)

 

[Frogman]

I LOL'd at the joke. If someone thinks it was in bad taste... well, then they're too effing sensitive and need to be locked up with Nova's Gorilla.

 

[MonsterMark]

That's funny, I never got your order, but there is only one left so you better get on it!

That's funny, I never got "mine" back either and I know there is only one of those.

 

[Rude]

I've noticed that a lot of you cool kids have "LVC Enthusiast" under your names. I'm a real sucker for peer pressure; what do I have to do to have the same. I found out how to do the gold member thing - maybe I should just do that?

Go ahead and bring on the butt-kickin' search NAZI, I'm sure I deserve it. I did warn you all earlier, however, that I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.