ATTENTION! .... Basic Military Rules
01. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
02. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
03. Have a plan.
04. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably
won't work.
05. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill
everyone you meet.
06. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose
caliber does not start with a '4.'
07. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.
Ammo is cheap Life is expensive.
08. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your
friend (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
09. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is
the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of
caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember
who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be
communicating your intention to shoot.
The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off
base by any military or civilian personnel
serving in the Middle East :
1. 'Eat Pork or Die'
[both English and Arabic versions]
2. 'Shrine Busters'
[Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery
shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit
logos.]
3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy'
[Both English and Arabic versions]
4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more.'
[Both English and Arabic versions]
5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.'
[Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English.
Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]
6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.'
[Both Arabic and English versions]
7. 'Pork. The other white meat.'
[Arabic version]
8. 'Infidel'
[English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]
01. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
02. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
03. Have a plan.
04. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably
won't work.
05. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill
everyone you meet.
06. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose
caliber does not start with a '4.'
07. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.
Ammo is cheap Life is expensive.
08. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your
friend (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
09. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is
the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of
caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember
who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be
communicating your intention to shoot.
The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off
base by any military or civilian personnel
serving in the Middle East :
1. 'Eat Pork or Die'
[both English and Arabic versions]
2. 'Shrine Busters'
[Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery
shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit
logos.]
3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy'
[Both English and Arabic versions]
4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more.'
[Both English and Arabic versions]
5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.'
[Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English.
Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]
6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.'
[Both Arabic and English versions]
7. 'Pork. The other white meat.'
[Arabic version]
8. 'Infidel'
[English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]
