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Iraq Report Concludes Saddam Was Unable To Resurrect Career Of Cat Stevens

The long awaited final report of the Iraq Survey Group concluded that the career of pop singer Cat Stevens had deteriorated to the point of being unable to pose any serious threat to the music world.

The findings, based on extensive interviews with Saddam Hussein and others in his regime, found that the former dictator's plans to resurrect the singer's career by building him a private recording studio never materialized.

President Bush, however, jumped on the report's findings and claimed they bolstered the need to invade Iraq. Speaking to supporters in Pennsylvania, who signed an oath of allegiance punishable by death, Bush said this proved action was necessary.

'What this report made perfectly clear is that Saddam had the potential to rebuild the career of Cat Stevens at some future date and we couldn't afford to sit around and wait for that to happen. Not in the post Dixie Chicks world,' Bush said to a standing ovation.
 
Ridge Issues Alert For U-Boat Attacks
On Northeast Coast

Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge issued a security alert for the potential of German U boat attacks on the Northeast coast of the United States.

'Certain secret documents were discovered that reveal Germany's intent to target our shores by this class of submarine. I therefore ordered our military and coast guard to extreme heightened patrol,' Ridge said at a Washington news conference.

Though the documents date from over 60 years ago, Ridge emphasized that this didn't diminish their importance and cited the need for the alert as another example 'of the extraordinary leadership of President Bush in protecting our homeland as only he and he alone is capable of doing at least through this election unless wisdom prevails'.

Ridge denied that the presidential election played any factor in declaring the alert. 'It's cynical and preposterous to even suggest politics had anything to do with this. I know our superb president wouldn't stand for this while he is solely focused on decisive leadership to ensure you, your family and loved ones are secure in safe homeland only made possible by his decisive leadership,' Ridge said.
 
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Iraq Report Concludes Saddam Was Unable To Resurrect Career Of Cat Stevens

The long awaited final report of the Iraq Survey Group concluded that the career of pop singer Cat Stevens had deteriorated to the point of being unable to pose any serious threat to the music world.

The findings, based on extensive interviews with Saddam Hussein and others in his regime, found that the former dictator's plans to resurrect the singer's career by building him a private recording studio never materialized.

President Bush, however, jumped on the report's findings and claimed they bolstered the need to invade Iraq. Speaking to supporters in Pennsylvania, who signed an oath of allegiance punishable by death, Bush said this proved action was necessary.

'What this report made perfectly clear is that Saddam had the potential to rebuild the career of Cat Stevens at some future date and we couldn't afford to sit around and wait for that to happen. Not in the post Dixie Chicks world,' Bush said to a standing ovation.


Damn, I love Cast Steven music....."I love I love I'm ready to Love....Longer boats are coming to save us they're coming to save us......Moonshadow Moonshadow.....I can't keep it in I can't keep it in I got to let it out.....

Ahhhhhh....He was such a radical I can see why the US wouldn't let him in....
 

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