CHICAGO BEAR FAN!!!
...A Packer fan, a Viking fan and a Bear fan were all in
Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi
police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe
offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime of actually being caught
consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully
appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a
Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely
benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes
each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik
suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to
allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Viking fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about
this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done,
but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Viking
fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was
done.
The Packer fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and
after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back.
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through
again, sending the Packer fan out crying like a little girl.
The Bear fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he
could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest
team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans
in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Roy al highness," the Bear fan replies. "In recognition of
your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very
brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is
what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the
Sheik asks?????
"Tie the Packer fan to my back!!!!! "
...that being said;---Happy New Year to all of you!!
...A Packer fan, a Viking fan and a Bear fan were all in
Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi
police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe
offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime of actually being caught
consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully
appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a
Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely
benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes
each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik
suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to
allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Viking fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about
this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done,
but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Viking
fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was
done.
The Packer fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and
after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back.
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through
again, sending the Packer fan out crying like a little girl.
The Bear fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he
could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest
team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans
in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Roy al highness," the Bear fan replies. "In recognition of
your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very
brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is
what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the
Sheik asks?????
"Tie the Packer fan to my back!!!!! "
...that being said;---Happy New Year to all of you!!
