Christmas Carols for Specific Disorders

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Christmas Carols for Specific Disorders


Schizophrenia--Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder--We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia--I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Xmas

Narcissistic--Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic--Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and cars and Buses and Trucks and
Trees and Fire Hydrants and..

Paranoid--Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder--Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

Personality Disorder--You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder--Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia--I Heard the Bells on Xmas Day But I Wouldn't Leave
My House

Senile Dementia--Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My
House In My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder--I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder--Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas While
I Sit Here and Hyperventilate