Chuck Norris B!tch slap!

[JC1994]

Whoa!! don't mess with Chuck when he's drivin'!!!

 

[Black87LSC]

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

 

[pepperman]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Conti94]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rmac694203]

I bet that chick's neck was broken just from the brute force of Chuck's devastating slap. She's lucky she didn't get a roundhouse.

 

[JC1994]

I bet that chick's neck was broken just from the brute force of Chuck's devastating slap. She's lucky she didn't get a roundhouse.

:lol: :lol:

 

[Frat-man-du]

All Hail the Chuckster!:steering :slam

 

[bufordtpisser]

My Hero.................

He my hero. Bwaaahhhaaaaaa

 

[mrlandyacht]

:lol: AWESOME!!!:lol:

 

[Calabrio]

 

[JC1994]

whoa now that's a BEE- OTCH slap!!! :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

 

[94m5]

I think I saw his hand break the speed of light, go back in time, and kill the future president of the cool whip corperation.


Could be wrong tho.

 

[JC1994]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[JoeyLincolnMK8]

Lmfao

 

[crab daddy]

 

[2002_LS_V8]

lookd like a punch to me

 

[fossten]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Sorry for the necro, but I was going to start a Chuck Norris thread, and I didn't want to be accused of a repost.

 

[94m5]

The term "I eat nails for breakfast" applies on a whole new level for Chuck Norris, Who was spotted doing his grocery shopping at the Home Depot.




When Chuck Norris was born, the only one in the delivery room crying was the doctor.



NEVER try to slap chuck Norris.






We were just talking about this at work I never tire of Norris jokes.



Mike

 

[Aquabrit]

Time rests for no man - only for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't 'teabag' he 'potato sacks' :shifty:

etc. etc.

 

[taylor414ce2003]

:yourock: thank you, this one made my day in a long crapy week!!!!!!!!!

 

[glanga]

the pimp hand is definentely strong with that one

 

[devilchild]

every night before bed... Jesus prays to Chuck Norris !!

bigfoot has a grainy video of Chuck Norris !!



there is actually a website somewhere that has HUNDREDS of "unknown" Chuck Norris "facts"

i wasnt 25 facts in before my face started cramping up due to extreme laughter

 

[Garbone]

Chuck Norris eats babies, and poops Delta Rangers.

 

[ford nut]

LoL
Google find Chuck Norris and hit the Im feeling lucky and see what happens

Chuck Norris only mastrabates to pictures of Chuck Norris

 

[fossten]

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups - he pushes the Earth down.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.