Cigarettes and Tampons

[NoLimit95]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the isles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can be of any help to him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. The girl directs him to the correct isle where the tampons are located.

A few minutes later, he comes to the counter with a large bag of cotton balls and a roll of string and sets it down.. The girl is confused and she asks, Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife? He replies to her and says, you see, it's like this, yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers "because it's soooo much cheaper".

So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!

 

[danny_holtermann]

LOL i am going to use that one if you don't mind

 

[NoLimit95]

Someone sent it to me on my cellphone and I sent it to my laptop by bluetooth, then pasted it here.

 

[Frogman]

bluetooth?

You couldn't just ssh it to the laptop?

 

[De-marko]

Good one.

 

[kustomizingkid]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[TDUB]

Lol that's a good one. The girlfriend didn't appreciate it too much, I can't imagine why....

 

[NoLimit95]

bluetooth?

You couldn't just ssh it to the laptop?

I would have ssh'd it to the laptop but I didn't have a "ssh" folder for it to go in.

BTW Frog, on the 2nd page of the "anything goes", I asked you about your new phone but I'm assuming you missed it. All this time, I thought frog eyes could see what's on the next page without clicking it. :shifty:

 

[Frogman]

You didn't have an ssh folder? uhhh...

Yes, I saw it. But I couldn't give you a good "review" after only a day.

 

[NoLimit95]

You didn't have an ssh folder? uhhh...

Yes, I saw it. But I couldn't give you a good "review" after only a day.

Understandable, might even take weeks before you really can.