So I am on my way to work this morning at 6:30 and am doing the normal speed, not speeding, but not going the limit lol. Anyway I look in my rear and see a black car in the distance and there was a couple of cars ahead of me(single lane) so I am just cruising thinking about what today holds in store and I glance back in the rear view and the black thing is getting closer but not flying up. A few seconds later he is back the normal safe driving distance and than starts to run up on my arse and than did the stupid retard weave back and forth behind me, so now I am think he is a total tool(I hate when people do that weave crap, just proves your a total a$$:q:q:q).
Anyway the lane opens to another so people can get onto the Interstate. I move over and he seemed like he was going to "beat me to the punch" but if he did he would of gone off the road . So I get on the on-ramp which is about a 1/4 mile and goes up a hill. I decide to pick up speed much slower than normal cause now this guy has pissed me off. He than tries to scare me by flicking his lights and doing the retarded weaving thing again. I thought maybe he had some place to go but guess what, you well get there when you get there a$$, I am also going somewhere.
So anyway we get almost to the road and he cuts over way early and I just move over like a normal human and figure he would just take off since he seems to be in such a hurry. Whelp, he didn't he came up beside and was glaring at me so I look over and do the international sign and motions of a retard inwhich pisses him off and he weaves over like he is going to ram me. I start laughing and mouthed to him to do it, please(I havent beaten the crap out of someone in a long time). He than keeps acting like a total nut-job and I mouth "how old are you" because he had to be atleast old enough to be my father but yet I'm acting more mature.
So he reaches over in the passenger seat and pulls up a stick of some sort and I start laughing again cause this is just rediculous. I than reach behind my seat and pull out my 12" cutting knife for work and show him. He than calms down and I just hit the gas. He tried to catch but no sale, I was gone just as quick as he became a total a$$wipe.
Just had to let it out, sorry for the long post. I almost never pull my knife out but if you are going to play that game I am ready. I also travel w/ my knives because sometimes I end up having to go to another store w/out much notice and I do not want to risk not having a good knife when I get there.
Anyway the lane opens to another so people can get onto the Interstate. I move over and he seemed like he was going to "beat me to the punch" but if he did he would of gone off the road . So I get on the on-ramp which is about a 1/4 mile and goes up a hill. I decide to pick up speed much slower than normal cause now this guy has pissed me off. He than tries to scare me by flicking his lights and doing the retarded weaving thing again. I thought maybe he had some place to go but guess what, you well get there when you get there a$$, I am also going somewhere.
So anyway we get almost to the road and he cuts over way early and I just move over like a normal human and figure he would just take off since he seems to be in such a hurry. Whelp, he didn't he came up beside and was glaring at me so I look over and do the international sign and motions of a retard inwhich pisses him off and he weaves over like he is going to ram me. I start laughing and mouthed to him to do it, please(I havent beaten the crap out of someone in a long time). He than keeps acting like a total nut-job and I mouth "how old are you" because he had to be atleast old enough to be my father but yet I'm acting more mature.
So he reaches over in the passenger seat and pulls up a stick of some sort and I start laughing again cause this is just rediculous. I than reach behind my seat and pull out my 12" cutting knife for work and show him. He than calms down and I just hit the gas. He tried to catch but no sale, I was gone just as quick as he became a total a$$wipe.
Just had to let it out, sorry for the long post. I almost never pull my knife out but if you are going to play that game I am ready. I also travel w/ my knives because sometimes I end up having to go to another store w/out much notice and I do not want to risk not having a good knife when I get there.