Dennis Miller has the Answer

[Calabrio]

I just saw this posted on another board and I thought it'd be appreciated here:



I came across this old Dennis Miller rant from spring of '01....and thought the last paragraph in it was a great way to cut gasoline costs.

Hey, America grows most of the world's tobacco. If I were president, I'd go on national television and tell those jagoffs from OPEC, "Hey, you know what's tougher to kick than cheap oil? Those Yankee Devil Marlboro 100's that you're always lightin' off a burning American flag. Yeah, that's right, Sheik Octane, you heard me. I don't see any tobacco plants sprouting up from that desert :q:q:q:qbox of yours. Now I want to see premium gasoline going for fifty cents a gallon again, or you guys are going to be up all night chain-sucking on goat-flavored Jolly Ranchers."

 

[fossten]

I just saw this posted on another board and I thought it'd be appreciated here:



I came across this old Dennis Miller rant from spring of '01....and thought the last paragraph in it was a great way to cut gasoline costs.

LOL

(wipes root beer off keyboard)

You made my day, big fella.

 

[MonsterMark]

LOL

(wipes root beer off keyboard)

You made my day, big fella.

LOL

(wipes Miller off keyboard)

Hey, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

 

[pepperman]

That would be a Killians moment. :Beer

 

[stang99x]

I didn't have to wipe anything off the keyboard, I remember when he said it!!

 

[JC1994]

lol!! :lol: that's a good idea.