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>> On Election Night 2004, the returns showed Kerry 50%
>> and Bush 50%. To avoid another Supreme Court case,
>> it was decided that there should be an ice fishing
>> contest between the two candidates to determine the
>> final winner. The candidate that caught the most
>> fish at the end of the week would win. After a lot
>> of back and forth discussion, it was decided that
>> the contest would take place on a remote and cold
>> lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no observers
>> present and both men were to be sent out separately
>> on this remote lake and return daily with their
>> catch for counting and verification.
>>
>> At the end of the first day, Kerry returns to the
>> starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, George W.
>> returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes
>> he is just having another bad day or something and
>> hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
>>
>> At the end of the 2nd day, Kerry comes in with 20
>> fish and George W comes in again with none.
>>
>> That evening Dick Cheney gets together secretly with
>> George W and says, "I think Kerry is a lowlife,
>> cheatin son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow
>> and don't even bother to with fishing. Just spy on
>> him and see if he is cheating in any way."
>>
>> The next night (after Kerry comes in with 50 fish),
>> Cheney says to Bush, "well, what about it, is Kerry
>> cheating?"
>>
>> "He sure is, Dick, he's cutting holes in the ice."
>>
>>
>> On Election Night 2004, the returns showed Kerry 50%
>> and Bush 50%. To avoid another Supreme Court case,
>> it was decided that there should be an ice fishing
>> contest between the two candidates to determine the
>> final winner. The candidate that caught the most
>> fish at the end of the week would win. After a lot
>> of back and forth discussion, it was decided that
>> the contest would take place on a remote and cold
>> lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no observers
>> present and both men were to be sent out separately
>> on this remote lake and return daily with their
>> catch for counting and verification.
>>
>> At the end of the first day, Kerry returns to the
>> starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, George W.
>> returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes
>> he is just having another bad day or something and
>> hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
>>
>> At the end of the 2nd day, Kerry comes in with 20
>> fish and George W comes in again with none.
>>
>> That evening Dick Cheney gets together secretly with
>> George W and says, "I think Kerry is a lowlife,
>> cheatin son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow
>> and don't even bother to with fishing. Just spy on
>> him and see if he is cheating in any way."
>>
>> The next night (after Kerry comes in with 50 fish),
>> Cheney says to Bush, "well, what about it, is Kerry
>> cheating?"
>>
>> "He sure is, Dick, he's cutting holes in the ice."
