Explanations
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Everytime time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife finally decided she would break him of this crazy habit.
So one night in the middle of hot, screaming wild sex, she got up and turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband holding a battery-operated leisure device.....a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than his real one.
She went completely nuts, screaming "YOU IMPOTENT BASTARD!" She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly; "I'll explain the toy.....you explain the kids."
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Everytime time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife finally decided she would break him of this crazy habit.
So one night in the middle of hot, screaming wild sex, she got up and turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband holding a battery-operated leisure device.....a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than his real one.
She went completely nuts, screaming "YOU IMPOTENT BASTARD!" She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly; "I'll explain the toy.....you explain the kids."
