For Barry

[MonsterMark]

COWS, CONSTITUTION AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS = Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION =They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS = The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

 

[JohnnyBz00LS]

For once, :I

 

[barry2952]

Thanks Bryan. My sentiments exactly.

 

[mespock]

COWS, CONSTITUTION AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

Dang Bryan this was your best Thread ever!!!

 

[FreeFaller]

Holy Crap...we all agree...and in the political forum no less :eek2:

 

[Kbob]

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord . . . "

Excuse me, I was getting a little patriotically weepy because we're all in agreement.

 

[mespock]

Bryan for President!!​

Barry for VP​

If Bryan can unite LvC's Polictical section then maybe he could unite the US​

 

[hottweelz]

You know what Bryan?! I can't believe you would post something like this, you're always the one arguing against us, why now? why can't you argue with us? I'm extremely dissppointed that you would get along with us. You are no longer unique...

:joke

 

[barry2952]

Yeah Bryan,

First Jib-Jab and now this.

Woo-Hoo!

 

[FreeFaller]

It's like it's the dawn of a new day or something...

 

[MonsterMark]

Geez. I really hate to burst your bubble guys. I can't stand all the harmony.

COWS, CONSTITUTION AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTSCOWS = Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that ourgovernment can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

This is not doable unless we open our borders and install secret tracking chips that we slip into a burrito. The chip then becomes lodged in the intestines and we can follow them everywhere.

CONSTITUTION =They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

I knew you would love that. I am anti-government. I hate government intruding into our lives. We could do with half as much government as we have now. As far as not following the constitution, LMAO.

TEN COMMANDMENTS = The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

In total agreement here. As soon as we rid ourselves of the remaining libs in the judicial and legislative branches, we'll be able to put the signs back up.

I post a joke and you guys get all silly. It's back to right vs left, right vs wrong for me.