fastmark1993
Dedicated LVC Member
so my buddy and i go to a ford dealership for sh!ts and giggles. we were trying to see if we could test drive a sho or a new f150. so we talk to a salesmen feed him some bull and we end up in a brand new f150 xlt extended cab.
the salesmen said he will take us for a drive then we will switch so right out of the lot he floors it, drifts right onto the highway, smoking up those tires and what do you know, the thing dies LOL. it had NO oil in it and it wouldnt even attempt to turn over. so we walk back to the dealership and he gives us a ciggerate, and then he says sorry for that, in return i will get you baked. i dont smoke weed but my friend does so he goes and grabs keys to a 2010 f150 lariat crewcab. thing was SOO nice. we went driving for a good hour. hotboxed the thing. then my buddy takes it for a spin, the salesmen tells him to govern it out on the highway. we hit 160kph. he hops in again and starts to drift around every corner we hit. best day of my life so far. so YAY FORD!!!
the salesmen said he will take us for a drive then we will switch so right out of the lot he floors it, drifts right onto the highway, smoking up those tires and what do you know, the thing dies LOL. it had NO oil in it and it wouldnt even attempt to turn over. so we walk back to the dealership and he gives us a ciggerate, and then he says sorry for that, in return i will get you baked. i dont smoke weed but my friend does so he goes and grabs keys to a 2010 f150 lariat crewcab. thing was SOO nice. we went driving for a good hour. hotboxed the thing. then my buddy takes it for a spin, the salesmen tells him to govern it out on the highway. we hit 160kph. he hops in again and starts to drift around every corner we hit. best day of my life so far. so YAY FORD!!!
