Fred Thompson to Announce!

[fossten]

Fred Thompson to Run for President in 2012

By Scott Ott, Editor-in-Chief, ScrappleFace.com
News Fairly Unbalanced. We Report. You Decipher.

(2007-08-24) — Former Sen. Fred Thompson today finally ended all the speculation by announcing he will, in fact, seek the Republican nomination for the presidency in 2012.

“It took me a while to make up my mind,” said Mr. Thompson, the star of TV’s Law & Order, “but if we’re going to mount a serious challenge to President Clinton in 2012, we’d better get a move on. I’ve got to assemble a national organization and raise some big bucks, and we’ve only got 50 months or so before the primaries.”

The former lawmaker, and make-believe law enforcer, will turn 70 just three months before the 2012 general election, but he said he’s now “almost as healthy” as septuagenarian Sen. John McCain, and he expects to feel even better by 2012 thanks to President Hillary Clinton’s national health care program.

 

[Iszi]

Fred Thompson to Run for President in 2012

“It took me a while to make up my mind,” said Mr. Thompson, the star of TV’s Law & Order, “but if we’re going to mount a serious challenge to President Clinton in 2012, we’d better get a move on..."

The former lawmaker, and make-believe law enforcer, will turn 70 just three months before the 2012 general election, but he said he’s now “almost as healthy” as septuagenarian Sen. John McCain, and he expects to feel even better by 2012 thanks to President Hillary Clinton’s national health care program.

Just lovely. A Republican that will be seeking presidency is already predicting victory for Hillary in '08?

 

[MonsterMark]

Dammit Fossten, you know you have to post up a "satire" alert for these guys.

 

[MonsterMark]

With Bush in Iraq, Dems Halt Call for U.S. Withdrawal

By Scott Ott, Editor-in-Chief, ScrappleFace.com
News Fairly Unbalanced. We Report. You Decipher.

(2007-09-02) — As news broke that President George Bush had landed in Iraq Monday, Democrats in Congress quickly introduced a measure to “keep all U.S. personnel of any military rank in Iraq indefinitely.”

“We have reconsidered our opposition to the surge and the U.S. occupation,” said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-NV. “As long as the commander-in-chief joins the war on terror over there, we won’t fight it over here.”
http://www.scrappleface.com/

 

[Iszi]

Dammit Fossten, you know you have to post up a "satire" alert for these guys.

*phew* I had a feeling that's all that was, but I'm pretty careful what unknown websites (i.e.: Scrappleface) I look up here at work. There's no guessing what might set off WebSense around here.

 

[fossten]

Dammit Fossten, you know you have to post up a "satire" alert for these guys.

You gotta admit it's fun keeping people on their toes.

 

[Joeychgo]

Rofl!!!!!