ground_zero298
Dedicated LVC Member
The Italian one about made me fall out of the chair.
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
A. A speech impediment
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at
half-mast?
A. They're hiring
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.
Q. ! ; Why d o Driver Education classes in re dneck schools use the car only
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
the cage along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to ye ll 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern
fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this :q:q:q:q.'
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in
the United States.
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
A. A speech impediment
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at
half-mast?
A. They're hiring
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.
Q. ! ; Why d o Driver Education classes in re dneck schools use the car only
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
the cage along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to ye ll 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern
fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this :q:q:q:q.'
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in
the United States.