itsnotmydaddys
Dedicated LVC Member
Kinda funny
An old Italian man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was too hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
"Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging
up the soil. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Dad"
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
"Dear Dad, Please don't dig up the garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
"Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That was the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie"
An old Italian man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was too hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
"Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging
up the soil. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Dad"
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
"Dear Dad, Please don't dig up the garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
"Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That was the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie"
