mespock
Marxists - Socialists
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa;
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America;
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India;
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France;
Gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain;
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia;
Lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia;
Very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet;
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those
with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual know! ledge
visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran;
Ruled by a dick
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa;
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America;
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India;
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France;
Gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain;
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia;
Lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia;
Very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet;
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those
with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual know! ledge
visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran;
Ruled by a dick