Getting Your $'s Worth at the Gas Station

[MsM8tress]

Used to be you would pull up, push the button, get out, flip the gascover, twist the cap, slide the nozzle, squeeze... the handle........release the... handle, slide the nozzle, twist the cap, flip the gascover, get in and take off.

Well for 45.00 bucks I want a little more so here are few ideas to help you get the most out of your fill up experience...feel free to add to the list!:

1. Slap some on your checks and chest, at that price its gotta smell good!

2. While filling up, wash all your windows, with you own cleaners & paper towels, 10 mins after your car was full, offer to do the persons waiting behind you!

3. One time just not enough for that price?....well filler up in 5.00 increments! Oh baby, triple your fillin!

4. Go inside and play with ever single stupid assanine piece of crap any moron wouldn't dream of buying but does cause its there and so are they at 3:55am......all the while asking the price of each one!

5. Use their bathroom, AFTER A 4:00AM VISIT TO TACO BELL

6. Get out with one of those fake cigarettes that smoke in you mouth, start fillin up while cig is in your mouth, fake smoke rollin, as you finish fillin and get in, flip it toward the center of the lot!

YOUR TURN! ADD AN INTERESTING IDEA

 

[bigdog1279]

what i would do is take my own contianer and fill it up with there windex that way when im out of washer fluid there you go LOL
second
over the guy heind me a contaner for washer fluid
um
yous my cell phone whyll at pump

 

[pepperman]

8. While waiting for tank to fill up open favorite issue of playboy and look at pics of course.

 

[bigdog1279]

you have to respecd the fact that kids might be around man
dont forget get in your car and wait for tank to fill up dont stand outside just couse they say you have to be at pump when it pumping the gas sperm oops o ment oil into your car LOL

 

[JoeyLincolnMK8]

8. While waiting for tank to fill up open favorite issue of playboy and look at pics of course.

i like that one.... lol :Beer

 

[MsM8tress]

a one.......a two.........a three....... three licks!!! is all it took for this post to go straight to Smuttville USA! Why so slow guys! lololo

9 - PASS OUT LVC BUSINESS CARDS - TOPLESS!!!!

well, it works for me, they didn't complain either!

 

[bigdog1279]

a one.......a two.........a three....... three licks!!! is all it took for this post to go straight to Smuttville USA! Why so slow guys! lololo

9 - PASS OUT LVC BUSINESS CARDS - TOPLESS!!!!

well, it works for me, they didn't complain either!

wow debi
lol

 

[GrayGhost1]

a one.......a two.........a three....... three licks!!! is all it took for this post to go straight to Smuttville USA! Why so slow guys! lololo

9 - PASS OUT LVC BUSINESS CARDS - TOPLESS!!!!

well, it works for me, they didn't complain either!

Hello! Where are you going to be pumping gas at? :N

 

[pepperman]

I'd like to know the answer to that also. :gr_devil: