Well then lets try this at the Beach Party!!
Who needs Match.com? These guys can help you dig up a date in Wisconsin
In Connecticut, it might a felony to
bash the vandals who bashed your mailbox, but in Wisconsin, it's entirely legal to have sex with a corpse.
Last September, three guys went to a cemetery in Cassville, Wis., to dig up the body of Laura Tennessen, a 20-year-old girl killed a week before in a motorcycle crash. Seems they'd seem her obituary photo and thought she was a hottie. So naturally they wanted to have sex with her. Apparently the "being dead" part wasn't a deal-buster.
But a judge dismissed the
necrophilia charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 21.
Why? In Wisconsin, it's not against the law to have sex with corpses. (These fun-loving fellas still face misdemeanor theft charges, because it IS against the law to steal a corpse in Wisconsin, just not to diddle it.)
An appeals court has upheld the dismissal of the charges.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know our justice system isn't perfect, it's just the best one we have. But if our justice system can't smack a couple grave-robbing, corpse-diddling freaks, it's farther from perfect than we thought.