good joke for all you cop haters

[Markviiiedrea]

A man is driving down a bridge and gets pulled over by a police officer. The officer asks for his liscence & registration, and then asks, "What is your occupation, sir"

"Im a Rectum Stretcher" says the driver.

"A What??" asks the confused officer.

"A rectum stretcher," he replies, "see you start with some really good lube, then you insert one finger, and then two, and then your fist, and pretty soon after that you can stretch it out to almost Six feet!"

The officer is now in utter shock and completely confused. And asks,
"What the hell are you gonna do with a 6ft as s hole?

"Stick them at the end of a bridge to write tickets..."

-Eric

 

[MrWilson]

haha, i like the ending..but when has a cop ever asked you what your occupation is?

 

[Markviiiedrea]

Yesterday, University of Queensland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary

 

[Conti94]

LOL! :bowrofl:

 

[1wykdmk8]

:bowrofl: :bowrofl:

 

[pepperman]

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

 

[MonsterMark]

.:headbang:

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[unstoppable]

haha, i like the ending..but when has a cop ever asked you what your occupation is?

I've been asked that plenty of times.

 

[Markviiiedrea]

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that
it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The next
two higher French alert levels are "surrender" and "collaborate."

The raised alert was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed one
of France's white flag factories, disabling their military

 

[Sifrino3]

hahahaha