Good old mechanics jokes read and share your's

[1bad4.6l]

So this ditzy woman goes into a shop and says her car is runnin rough. The mech pulls it in and fixes it in two minutes and pull s it out. She says what was the problem? He says "oh, just shat in the carburator". She says well how often do I have to do that ?


Why do yugos have rear window defrosters?

To keep you're hands warm when you're pushin it!

 

[slowmkviii]

we used to make the new guys at the shop balance bobcat tires
we all got good laugh's out of that

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.” The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish, this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? ” The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic
“Try to do it when the engine is running”.

 

[slickemhoundd]

Dont have any jokes but put some people to shame... i had 3 people call up the parts store from the shop and ask for a lower rad hose for a 64 beetle.. and one counter/accountant we had we broke her in by havin her call up and ask for a flux capacitor for a 96 acura cl

 

[Chadly]

There a penguin driving through the desert and has car trouble. He finds a garage and while he is waiting decides to get some ice cream. Well its pretty hot and the ice cream is a little messy. The mechanic comes over and says "Well, it looks like you blew a seal". The penguin says "No its just ice cream".

 

[1bad4.6l]

Those are pretty good. When I worked for Swift we had a kid go to three different parts stores lokkin for a can of steam to degrease something, one store said were out try carquest and then they said they were out so he went down to oreily before they told him there was no such thing.

 

[slowmkviii]

we also had kids balance lawn mower tires. Told them if they are not balanced you will get a bad cut on the grass.