Greg Gutfeld's Gay Bar Proposal next to WTC mosque
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So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.
I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.
This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.
Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music.
For investment information, contact me at dailygut.com
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.
I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.
This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.
Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music.
For investment information, contact me at dailygut.com
Some more ideas?
Mountin' (to) Mohammed
al Queerda
Muslim Sisterhood
Jihead
Shiite Faced
Osama Bum Laden's
Sha-Rear
Holey War
Underwear Bombers
Rahm It In
Rahm Emanuel
Suspicious Packages
Flaming Mo's
Ba'ath House
Sodom Hussein's
Allah Wanna Do is Dance
Ground Queero
Florence of Arabia
Mountin' (to) Mohammed
al Queerda
Muslim Sisterhood
Jihead
Shiite Faced
Osama Bum Laden's
Sha-Rear
Holey War
Underwear Bombers
Rahm It In
Rahm Emanuel
Suspicious Packages
Flaming Mo's
Ba'ath House
Sodom Hussein's
Allah Wanna Do is Dance
Ground Queero
Florence of Arabia
fossten
Dedicated LVC Member
The Talibar
Does it serve pork BBQ on another floor, hopefully?
Seriously, there are cheaper effective ways to combat this. For example, put up signs with messages and arrows pointing at the building.
Does it serve pork BBQ on another floor, hopefully?
Seriously, there are cheaper effective ways to combat this. For example, put up signs with messages and arrows pointing at the building.
topher5150
Dedicated LVC Member
seriously a gay bar next to the masque, next to ground zero. are they trying to get everyone fighting against each other. and hey while we're at it we can build a strip joint by Arlington cemetery, then we can build a liquor store right next to the battle field at Gettysburg
The gay bar thing serves to highlight the disingenuous double standard of the multicultural movement.
topher5150
Dedicated LVC Member
I bet if Ted Nugent wanted to open a restaurant/ sporting goods store next to the gay bar, next to the masque, next to ground zero "they" would raise all kinds of hell about it
