Guts VS Balls

[mach8]

Know the difference between guts and balls?

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by the wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or flying somewhere?"

BALLS is comming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of cheap perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "Your next!"

 

[pepperman]

:biggrin:

 

[MonsterMark]

Ya, my wife just LOVES it when I come home reeking of alcohol and want to paw all over her. I don't get why all women don't love that. Put me in the 'balls' category.

 

[mespock]

Sure Bryan Sure!!!! :N