How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to

[mespock]

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to
change a light bulb?


1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed

2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed

3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb

4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for darkness

5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton
for the new light bulb

6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light bulb Change
Accomplished

7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark

8. one to viciously smear #7

9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along

10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

 

[Joeychgo]

and one to point out how Kerry first wanted to change the bulb, but then changed his mind


(see, I can slam kerry too)

 

[MonsterMark]

(see, I can slam kerry too)

Thank God you finally decided to vote for Bush. Whew. Just in time. I was starting to get worried.

 

[Joeychgo]

Makes no difference If I do or not - Kerry has Illinois sewn up

Thank God you finally decided to vote for Bush. Whew. Just in time. I was starting to get worried.

 

[mespock]

and one to point out how Kerry first wanted to change the bulb, but then changed his mind


(see, I can slam kerry too)

What a true American.