I can now DIE!

[MonsterMark]

Now that I have seen the ultimate ricer add-on. Didn't think it was possible but it has happened. My I rest in peace.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2414591533&category=33740


Nitrous Oxide. Used by Pro Drag Racers everywhere. It can instantly double your horsepower on demand! Before a race, Professional Drag racers purge air from their Nitrous System creating an awsome plume of Nitrous Oxide from their hood! Now you can get this look and ONLY from THIS Ebay site!

Currently pending U.S. Patent, my inexpensive process allows you to make your car LOOK drag ready, without the expense of real Nitrous Oxide.

For just $10.00 (plus $2.00 for shipping & handling) I'll rush to you a special piece of connection hardware you'll need PLUS detailed instructions for installation & how to make it work!

Please note that in addition to the hardware I send you, you will also need two additional pieces of hardware that together will cost about $10.00 from your local hardware store. The total cost of your system will be under $20 complete!!

The response you'll get from others is just plain kewl! Ok, so what are you waiting for ? Be first to have the lastest streetware.... the BOSS NOSS !!!!

Visit the BOSS NOSS website at 216.235.110.239/BOSSNOSS/BOSSNOSS.htm


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[Jibit]

comes up as an invalid item. From the description, I think autozone sells something similar but you'd have to connect something to it to spray out. Could probably just connect your windsheild wiper fluid to it.

 

[mespock]

Well, not you got me hanging!!! :Bang

Link takes you nowhere!!! Ahhhhhh........

I want to see the :ricesmile....

I want to see what the punks around here are going to be adding on next.....

They get all their ideas off eBay.....

 

[SC_Steve]

I want one

 

[codewize]

Ya know that's the same 404 page I get when I click on mespock's classroom link. Same hosting company?

 

[MonsterMark]

I pulled the invalid link. It is a fake nitrous system. Just makes it look like you are purging. There is a real BossNoss system so I figure they got a cease and desist to pull the ad.

 

[Sifrino3]

Thats stupid!

 

[mach8]

That would make my Yugo look like a real sleeper, the VTEC stickers help too!

 

[crazyman]

I don't get it.Is that to scare people into not racing?Anyone who can't find anything better to spend money on is welcome to send it to me.

 

[mikepietras04]

I saw one thats just as bad. I don't remember who makes it, or where I saw it..... It's a Blow off valve emulator. You put the module (box containing a speaker, and a sample of a blow off valve releasing pressure) under the hood, and connect a vacuum line to your intake manifold. When it sees a jump in vacuum (letting off the throttle quickly from WOT) it triggers the sound. So now, between shifts, when your AutoZone fart muffler takes a break, you can pretend you have a turbo!

Just think..... You're sitting at a red light. A Tricked out Festiva pulls up next to you, neons bling blingin, and he thinks he's got something on you. So you rev all four cylinders until your fart muffler sounds like a blender with rocks in it, and when you let off you get an almost realistic sounding purge of pressure from your non-existing turbo. The Festiva thinks he's got a chance, he knows he has at least 100 HP in decals and neons, until you purge your NOS washer fluid! Then its on!