i hate imports

[the1andonlyGR81]

there is this kid who is dating a girl in my condo who has a stock honda civic who thinks its a racecar because he put one of those annoying bumblebee tailpipes on it. normally i wouldnt care,but he sits in the parking lot with his bass booming revving his motor with the pipe making that bzzzzzzzzzzz noise. weve called the cops on him before, and ive tried to talk to him but hes one of those inconsiderate idiots. i feel like filling his muffler with a can of foam.:shifty:

 

[Lownslowlsc]

Next time when he parks it snip off his valve stems and pour water in his gas tank.

 

[chris2523]

i like the expanding foam in the tail pipe better.

 

[the1andonlyGR81]

Next time when he parks it snip off his valve stems and pour water in his gas tank.

damn you did it again howd you get sig pic bigger? and it was pull off balancers and water for the lady with the door.

 

[Lownslowlsc]

i like the expanding foam in the tail pipe better.

x2, it didn't register at the time that he was going to use expanding foam.

damn you did it again howd you get sig pic bigger? and it was pull off balancers and water for the lady with the door.

Did it again? All you have to do is go to http://www.picresize.com/ , browse to pick the pic you want in ur sig and resize it to your liking. (Not to big, the rules are 480x250 I think. I had to make mine longer or it looked all squishy).. Save the pic. Then go to photobucket and browse to find said file. Copy the img tag and put it in your sig.

Theres prob an easier way as I just stated f'n w/ it last night. My old pic was like 3 years old.

 

[chris2523]

you can even resize it right there in photobucket.

 

[Lownslowlsc]

you can even resize it right there in photobucket.

I figured as much. I just couldn't find the area in which you do said task.

 

[chris2523]

scroll over the picture, and then a little gray bar comes up. resize is one of the options.

 

[Lownslowlsc]

Gracia. Noted for future reference.

 

[majorownage]

there is this kid who is dating a girl in my condo who has a stock honda civic who thinks its a racecar because he put one of those annoying bumblebee tailpipes on it. normally i wouldnt care,but he sits in the parking lot with his bass booming revving his motor with the pipe making that bzzzzzzzzzzz noise. weve called the cops on him before, and ive tried to talk to him but hes one of those inconsiderate idiots. i feel like filling his muffler with a can of foam.:shifty:

Approach him and ask for a race.

 

[Right on the Mark]

Call it what it really is "fart pipe"

 

[UltimateSVT]

There's always a few of those ricer idiots around my neck of the woods. Worst off, they also install the fake side vents & sometimes to make it even worst, they're on the WRONG area of the car or upside down!

 

[Right on the Mark]

What is nice is the huge "fast and furious" thing is kinda gone. Well around here at least. The fad is now the subaru,evo thing like Travis does.

 

[the1andonlyGR81]

i tried the photobucket thing, thats how i put all the other pics here for some reason the pic of my car keeps ending up the same. ill try your resize, and when my motor is done i doubt he'll race, hes one of those posers. take off you hoser, eh!

 

['00 lincoln ls6]

Next time when he parks it snip off his valve stems and pour water in his gas tank.

No, not water... Water I'd no good unless you
Use a large amount. Cause you can always use
Rubbing alcohol and pour in your gas tank to
Vaporize the water that's in it. Old timers taught
Me that trick.

1) pout motor oil in there
2)grab a car battery and jumper cables. Connect them
To the battery (like jumping off another car) and hook
The other side of the jumper wires
Both positive and negative to the antenna at the same
Time to the car. Screws up all his wiring in the car.
3) poor brake fluid all over his car. Brake fluid will eat away
All of the clear coat and paint down to bare metal and will
Have to be re-painted.

Just some thoughts

 

[Lownslowlsc]

No, not water... Water I'd no good unless you
Use a large amount. Cause you can always use
Rubbing alcohol and pour in your gas tank to
Vaporize the water that's in it. Old timers taught
Me that trick.

1) pout motor oil in there
2)grab a car battery and jumper cables. Connect them
To the battery (like jumping off another car) and hook
The other side of the jumper wires
Both positive and negative to the antenna at the same
Time to the car. Screws up all his wiring in the car.
3) poor brake fluid all over his car. Brake fluid will eat away
All of the clear coat and paint down to bare metal and will
Have to be re-painted.

Just some thoughts

Inside joke.......

 

[LaserSVT]

Break in his car, steal all his crap and sell it for crack.

 

[the1andonlyGR81]

Break in his car, steal all his crap and sell it for crack.

yea im reallllyy jones'n.been in the house for 5 days,and water works just fine 1 gallon end up having to flush the whole system.once you start driving it shakes up all the molecules gets everywhere the into theinjectors, cylinders,plugs,yatta,yatta,yatta.

 

[2002WRXSTi]

Call it what it really is "fart pipe"

Wish this site had a Like button like Facebook for this cause thats what I call em

 

[MediumD]

Fart Cannon is the proper technical term.

 

[the1andonlyGR81]

it says " great stuff" on the can and i have to agree.priceless.

 

[v8only]

toothpics in the doorlocks, glue the windshield wipers to the window, if you have a rwd car, zip ties on the driveshaft, pennies in hubcaps, :q:q:q:q under the door handles...shove it up in there so he sticks his fingers in it, take off a few lugnuts and put locking nuts on it and toss the key...torque in excess of 100 pounds, THEN cut off the valve stems

 

[UltimateSVT]

toothpics in the doorlocks, glue the windshield wipers to the window, if you have a rwd car, zip ties on the driveshaft, pennies in hubcaps, :q:q:q:q under the door handles...shove it up in there so he sticks his fingers in it, take off a few lugnuts and put locking nuts on it and toss the key...torque in excess of 100 pounds, then cut off the valve stems

OMG! I love you man! You are making ma want to do some of this to surrounding neighbors! lol

 

[95mark8newyork]

i feel you lmao, i was walking outta school, some kid picked up a girl in a little 4 banger hyundai, it was stick, rolling thru the parking lot revving his engine, he had a carbon fiber hood, annoying huge muffler and other typical ricer accessories, i was like "yo, he said what, i said to him get that p.o.s away from my school lmao, get a real car. only imports i like are toyota supras, evos, subaru wrx sti's and an eclipse(the old one from like 95), i hate those little civics that got sound systems worth more than the car, alot of them got body kits not even painted, just looks really dumb.. can't beat an 8 cylinder luxury coupe anyday, these mark 8's would $hit out those little civics, even w small turbos lol

 

[Lownslowlsc]

i feel you lmao, i was walking outta school, some kid picked up a girl in a little 4 banger hyundai, it was stick, rolling thru the parking lot revving his engine, he had a carbon fiber hood, annoying huge muffler and other typical ricer accessories, i was like "yo, he said what, i said to him get that p.o.s away from my school lmao, get a real car. only imports i like are toyota supras, evos, subaru wrx sti's and an eclipse(the old one from like 95), i hate those little civics that got sound systems worth more than the car, alot of them got body kits not even painted, just looks really dumb.. can't beat an 8 cylinder luxury coupe anyday, these mark 8's would $hit out those little civics, even w small turbos lol