Ineedahandjob! 2 for $5

If that worries you then how will you feel when I tell you I ordered a couple hand job? :D
 
She never has a headache... well except that one time with the cig that deflated her.... but I digress.
They are for opening things like car doors and condoms. :D
 
Of course I know how to use a condom. You fill it up with water and then throw it at the girls with cooties and it makes them pregnant. :D
 
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