Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin

[mespock]

Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
by, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each

year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of "head
cheese", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett," you might live in
Wisconsin.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live
in Wisconsin.

If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonee, Manitowoc, and Lac du Flambeau, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the highway, you might live in Wisconsin.

If "vacation" means going up north past Hwy. 64 for the weekend, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and back
again, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your whole family wears Packer green to church on Sunday, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If you can drive 65 m.p.h. through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including
weddings and funerals), you might live in Wisconsin.

If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend
knows how to use them, you might live in Wisconsin.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet
Farm or his relative place Blains Farm and Fleet at any give time, you might live in Wisconsin

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you refer to the Packers as "we", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you consider Minneapolis exotic, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know how to polka, you might live in Wisconsin

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to
your blue spruce, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you were unaware that there is a legal drinking age, you might live
in Wisconsin.

If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If you go out for a fish fry every Friday, you might live in
Wisconsin.

If your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If you find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you actually understand these jokes, you do live in Wisconsin.

 

[pepperman]

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: If the local DQ was closed Rich you would go through DQ withdrawls

 

[ekenkade]

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might live in Wisconsin.
i've hit 3, and a cow

 

[MrWilson]

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might live in Wisconsin.
i've hit 3, and a cow

**in the same car

 

[ekenkade]

i know.
i hit 2 deer and a cow in the same truck

 

[Conti94]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RICH'S LIFESTYLE IN A NUT SHELL!!!

 

[pepperman]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RICH'S LIFESTYLE IN A NUT SHELL!!!

:I

 

[mespock]

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might live in Wisconsin.
i've hit 3, and a cow

I've taken out 4 not counting the one that took out my 94 Mark VIII now Scott9050's Mark VIII.

 

[pepperman]

I have hit a deer in a 76 Chevy truck, anda 94 Mazda 323 hatch back!!!!!

 

[mespock]

I have hit a deer in a 76 Chevy truck, anda 94 Mazda 323 hatch back!!!!!

Your getting there.

Now you know you live in Wisconsin if someone stops to claim the deer after you hit it.

 

[pepperman]

Your getting there.

Now you know you live in Wisconsin if someone stops to claim the deer after you hit it.

The deer i hit in the 76 chevy truck , i got to keep that one!!!!

 

[mespock]

The deer i hit in the 76 chevy truck , i got to keep that one!!!!

Now there's a Wisconsin want to be!!

It get's bad when guys mount the head of the deer they hit..

I know guys who have done this.

 

[pepperman]

Now there's a Wisconsin want to be!!

It get's bad when guys mount the head of the deer they hit..

I know guys who have done this.

What's bad is that i had to use my 65 Chevy truck to help tow the 76 home!!!

 

[scott9050]

If your name is "Rich", you might live in Wisconsin. That deer must have brought me luck at the track:Beer

 

[mespock]

If your name is "Rich", you might live in Wisconsin. That deer must have brought me luck at the track:Beer

If you drove through a blizzard to pick up a 94 Mark VIII you went to Wisconsin... LOL...

 

[ekenkade]

i plowed through that cow's ass like a jackhammer throug concrete!!!!

 

[rmac694203]

i plowed through that cow's ass like a jackhammer throug concrete!!!!

ROFL