Joke the BB's

[redn8]

One day the mother of two girls and one boy decides she is going to make a pot of stew for dinner tonight for the kids.So mom begins adding ingredients she reaches up above the pot to grab some seasonings and knocks over a can of her son Jimmies BB's. Well the lid comes off and some BB's go into the pot of stew mystified the mom figures since they are so small and have some weight to them they will merely sink to the bottom and everything will be ok. So later that night mom serves the kids the stew and waits patiently as they all eat. Everyone finishes with no complaints or BB's Showing up so she figures all is well. The next day while getting ready for work one of the girls comes running into her room yelling momma momma I just went to the bathroom and I peed a BB the mom says it's ok I spilled some in the stew yesterday while making it. A couple minutes later the other daughter comes yelling the same thing momma momma I just peed a BB again mom explains what happen. So off to work she goes praying she does not get a call from school about Jimmie peeing a BB. So mom comes home from work and starts making dinner when all of a sudden Jimmie comes running in the house yelling MOMMA MOMMA and the mom say yes Jimmie I know you peed a BB Jimmie says no mom no I was out in the backyard jacking off and I shot the dog!

 

[dertyclown]

classic classic classic

 

[Conti94]

:bowrofl:

 

[Sifrino3]

:bowrofl: Hahahahaha

 

[pepperman]

I heard this one years ago , but it is still good. :biggrin: