A man walks into his bedroom after a night of drinking with a sheep under his arm, his wife wakes up rubbing her eyes, the man says, in case your wondering this is the pig I've been screwing when you've been UNavailable, YOU MORON she replies, THATS A SHEEP, SHUT UP he says, I'n NOT talking to you !!!!
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BlackIceLSC
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MonsterMark
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Brutal
Black87LSC
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:bowrofl: :bowrofl: *owned*
Guy walks into his local bar and says to the bartender: Hey Joe,Gimme a scotch would ya?pepperman said:
Th bartender gives him his scotch and watches the guy chug it without a breath.
The guy says joe gimme another and make it a double.
Again Joe watches the guy jug it without taking a breath.
amazed, when he's asked for adouble,joe says hey bud you okay? you wanna talk about it?
Guy looks at him and says Joe you wouldn't believe the day I had. I come home from workin' a double shift and find my wife in bed having sex with my best friend.
Joe replies: Man that is cold what did you do?
Guy says: I looked at her and told her to get her stuff and get out I never want to see you again. and she ran out of the house crying.
Joe: Then what did you do to your friend?
Guy: I turned around and said: Rex! Bad Dog! get off the bed! :eek2:
dertyclown
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funny sh1t
fastbackford351
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What do Michael Jackson and caviar (sp?) have in common? You'll find them both on top of little crackers.....
barump ching!!
barump ching!!