Dear Tide Co.:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the
best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate
me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain
in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with
a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain
out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came
by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were
negative and then my attorney called and said that
I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance
of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause
is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once
again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to
write a letter to the Hefty bag people, another wonderful
product.
Sincerely,
A Happy Consumer
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the
best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate
me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain
in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with
a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain
out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came
by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were
negative and then my attorney called and said that
I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance
of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause
is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once
again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to
write a letter to the Hefty bag people, another wonderful
product.
Sincerely,
A Happy Consumer
