Like Shakespeare, Bard to Verse
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding, a case of wife or death.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you a flat miner.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum blown apart.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The midget fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding, a case of wife or death.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you a flat miner.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum blown apart.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The midget fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.