Green Machine
Dedicated LVC Member
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a
gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and
said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and
enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't
take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You
really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with
me." She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
"relax" him several times.
Afterward, panting for breath, she leaned against his
grizzled bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after
glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and
said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and
enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't
take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You
really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with
me." She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
"relax" him several times.
Afterward, panting for breath, she leaned against his
grizzled bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after
glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
