mespock
Marxists - Socialists
Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of
whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman
at
a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn
blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
lifts
up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her
right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that
she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the
bar. His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman
at
a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn
blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
lifts
up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her
right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that
she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the
bar. His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
