Green Machine
Dedicated LVC Member
A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked,
multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His
clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are
bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are
riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright
feathers.
He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an
old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally,
the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man: "What
are you looking at you old fart......didn't you ever do anything
wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when
I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in
Singapore, and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were
my son."
multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His
clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are
bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are
riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright
feathers.
He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an
old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally,
the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man: "What
are you looking at you old fart......didn't you ever do anything
wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when
I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in
Singapore, and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were
my son."