Overheard at the local watering hole

[cammerfe]

The weather hereabouts has been terrible. I ran off the road and hit a Muslim. I had to get into second gear and go almost all the way across the field, but I got the S. O. B.!!
Offered by KS

 

[bobotech]

Heard this one tonight.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?





A gummy bear.