itsnotmydaddys
Dedicated LVC Member
Mom just sent me this
> FEMALE POEM
>
> I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
>
> One who loves to listen long.
>
> One who thinks before he speaks
>
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>
> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>
> When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
>
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do
> more.
>
> Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
>
> And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>
> I want this man to love me to no end,
>
> And always be my very best friend.
>
>
>
> MALE POEM
>
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
> liquor store and a bass boat.
>
> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a :q:q:q:q
> FEMALE POEM
>
> I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
>
> One who loves to listen long.
>
> One who thinks before he speaks
>
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>
> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>
> When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
>
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do
> more.
>
> Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
>
> And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>
> I want this man to love me to no end,
>
> And always be my very best friend.
>
>
>
> MALE POEM
>
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
> liquor store and a bass boat.
>
> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a :q:q:q:q
