Political humor. Bryan won't like this one!

[barry2952]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost both of his hands in an accident, I reattached them, and in and a month later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and one year later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse into a train traveling at 60 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, 20 years later, he's President of the United States."

 

[Joeychgo]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yes - I dont think Bryan will appreciate this example of George Bush Political Humor, but I sure did.

 

[MonsterMark]

No biggie. The jokes OK.

Bush is the one having the last laugh, and that's all that matters in my book.

He was always underestimated and always wound up on top. The guy made President of the United States. You'd think that he'd deserve a little credit getting there.

 

[JohnnyBz00LS]

Anyone catch the Jeff Foxworthy Roast on Comedy Central? There was a GW impersonator who was making me ROFLMAO. Dude had all of GW's manerisms down pat.

Not political, but.......

Three guys are at a bar bragging how good they are in bed.

The frenchman says, "When I am done making love to my lady, I go down and tickle the bottoms of her feet, and she rises 15 cm (~6") off the bed!"

The itialian guy says, "Oh, that's nothing. When I finish making love to my woman, I go down and delacately lick the bottoms of her feet and she rises 12" off the bed!!"

The redneck then says, "Aw shucks, that ain't nuthin'. When I get done porkin' the old lady, I get up and go over to the window and wipe my weiner on the curtains and she hits the friggin' ceiling!!"

 

[Joeychgo]

No biggie. The jokes OK.

Bush is the one having the last laugh, and that's all that matters in my book.

He was always underestimated and always wound up on top. The guy made President of the United States. You'd think that he'd deserve a little credit getting there.

I dont know who ever underestimated him - he is performing just as I expected. Worried about himself and his buddies and to hell with the rest of us.

 

[barry2952]

:iconcur:

 

[mespock]

The guy made President of the United States. You'd think that he'd deserve a little credit getting there.

Would you say the same for Bill Clinton! :N

Or will you use conservative propaganda to discredit him!!!

 

[MonsterMark]

I actually like Clinton in many instances. His whole triangulation method of presiding was interesting. Most of the time he ruled from the center, but that was because he knew he had to work with the Republicans if he wanted to get anything done and wind up with any kind of legacy.

The stuff that bothered me was he was always running up trial balloons on any policy matter. He was too 'poll' driven. Also, he lied ALL the time. In fact, if he had the chance to tell the truth, he'd lie just to make it sound better.

But, overall, I think he was a decent guy for the most part. And yes, I give him and any other guy credit for reaching the Oval (or in the case of Clinton, Oral) Office.

 

[mespock]

And yes, I give him and any other guy credit for reaching the Oval (or in the case of Clinton, Oral) Office.

LMAO