Promoting National Condom Week

[mespock]

[FONT=Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK [/FONT]





[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT. [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER [/FONT]​

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[FONT=Arial Black, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif]21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE! [/FONT]​

 

[pepperman]

:lol: :lol: :lol: those were good Rich LOL

 

[MrWilson]

vulcanise your tool...nice.

 

[Conti94]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[scott9050]

If you want love in the summer, cover your hummer....

 

[mespock]

I got this list from Heather!

 

[JoeyGood]

HAHAHAHA nice real nice

 

[torquemonkey]

Bag it before you shag it.

 

[pepperman]

I got this list from Heather!

You did!!!