race with late model formula firebird nearly turns disasterous!!

JC1994

JC1994

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I was driving home tonight in my Mark VIII and some jerk in a 96 or newer formula firebird 350 does a chicken sh!t fly by on me. so I pull up next to him at the next light and I said to him, "I'll blow the wings off your Fire Chicken any time bud" so the light turned green and the race was on, :burnout: I quickly put 5-6 cars on him without even touching the NoS. I am going about 70 or so and still have a good 4-5 cars on him. I have to let off because there was a car up in front of me. so this guy goes flying by me, and I get over into his lane, {inside lane} he's about 5 cars in front of me and the idiot slams on his brakes right in front of me!!!!:eek: thank God I just upgraded my brakes and for the anti-lock too!! so I swerve into the oncoming lane to avoid ass ending the jerk then he spins sideways right in front of me :eek: :eek: so I'm HARD on the brakes and at the last second I let off and steer my car to the left and just miss by 4 or 5 inches T- boning the jackass right in the drivers door!!:mad: so I flip the dumass the middle finger and just about whipped his ass! :mad: :mad: needless to say we both about crapped our pants!! so he takes off like a bat out of hell and I stop and get me a 40 of Bud Light and head home for a cold one. this was the first and last street race I have, and will be getting into for a long long time. It's just not worth it. I could have destroyed my pride and joy tonight just as I am getting it where I want it. that idiot must have been nuts!! It was INSANE!!! :slap:
 
I don't condone street racing random people, but, I DO condone beating the hell out of retarded random people.


Mike
 
you should have done a NOS burnout so that he couldnt see. then god would sent an Eighteen wheeler to finish him off.
 
ouch that rough....

I was racing a cocky Mustang GT driver once and he swerved into my lane pushing me past the suicide lane and into oncoming traffic. Needless to say i about :q:q:q:q my pants. The guy in the mustang said that he lost traction into second (my ass)

But suprisingly he admitted his loss. most mustang drivers would be like o well i missed a gear?
 
Mustangs are my favorite things to race cause everyone who has one think they are fast as hell lol... I raced on 2 days ago that tried to do a fly by on my and I caught up to him no problem then he tried to do it 2 more times and got ate up 2 more times! Then of course we pull up the light and hes too much of a pussy to even pull up next to me lol
 
pepperman said:
Glad to hear that you are okay JC.
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Thanks Pepp, I woke up today still trippin' on what happened. I came so close to hitting him that it's hard to believe that I didn't!! I am thankful for being able to avoid wrecking. and now I also remember the car had a dealer tag on it. the last street race I was in was like a year and a half ago with a hemi magnum, which I also beat. no more after this one though, I couldn't get to sleep until 6:00 this morning I was so wound up!!! :runaway:
 
anyone that does the stupid flyby isnt worth racing anyways. i mean, unless its a mark8, but in that case, its all good.
 
KainDTE said:
Mustangs are my favorite things to race cause everyone who has one think they are fast as hell lol... I raced on 2 days ago that tried to do a fly by on my and I caught up to him no problem then he tried to do it 2 more times and got ate up 2 more times! Then of course we pull up the light and hes too much of a pussy to even pull up next to me lol
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Yeah, I have perfected raising my hand out of the sunroof to wave bye bye to them as I go past.
 
Lincolns Own said:
you should have done a NOS burnout so that he couldnt see. then god would sent an Eighteen wheeler to finish him off.
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:I

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
 
the only retards i ever see driving those firebirds are those 'roid raging juice-heads who go to the gym 8 hrs a day ( no offense to any mark 8 owning juice-heads ). they have that " im king of the world " attitude and they deserve to lose every time... they are BY FAR my favorite to wave goodbye to as i pass them in second.
 
ROFL

Gods waiting for you to do your part of the plan

*cough* burnout *cough*

*deep voice* it can all end my son... do the deed!
 
Glad you lived to tell the story.
Maybe you need to arrange a real race with the firechicken....teach him a lesson.
 
JC1994 said:
I was out driving earlier and I saw the IDIOT again, this time we were going in the opposite direction. we both flipped each other off. argue2
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LOL!!! IT'S BOUND TO HAPPEN CROSSIN PATHS WITH THIS IDIOT..HEY MAYBE U TO WILL BE FRIENDS???
 
JC1994 said:
I don't think we will be friends anytime soon Goddess, not after trying to take out my ride. :mad:
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I KNOW I WAS JUST MESSIN WITH YA.
IM GLAD NOTHING HAPPEND TO U OR THE CAR...IT NOT REALLY WORTH RACIN ESPECIALLY WITH SOMEONE WITH A PONITAC...(LOL, POOR OL NGGR THINKIN IT A CADILLAC...

PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED BY WHAT I JUST SAID...I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNI
 
LSCGODDESS98 said:
I KNOW I WAS JUST MESSIN WITH YA.
IM GLAD NOTHING HAPPEND TO U OR THE CAR...IT NOT REALLY WORTH RACIN ESPECIALLY WITH SOMEONE WITH A PONITAC...(LOL, POOR OL NGGR THINKIN IT A CADILLAC...

PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED BY WHAT I JUST SAID...I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNI
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Let's just say, he's not gonna' be on my Christmas card list any time soon!!
and thanks for for the good word's too. It was really close!!! :eek:
 
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