Sheryl Crow's plan to save the planet, one wipe at a time.

[MonsterMark]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

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I see right thru Sheryl Crow. She is trying to attract a lesbian lover by insinuating she has a nice clean bung hole that only takes one sheet of paper to keep clean. (Actually I think she is attracting me.)

Anyway,

Crow (4/19): This next idea I have been saving but I will share it with you if you promise not to steal it. It is my latest, very exciting idea for creating incentive for us all to minimize our own personal carbon footprints. It's a reality show. (I feel pretty certain NO ONE has thought of this yet!) Here is the premise: the contest consists of 10 people who are competing for the top spot as the person who lives the "greenest" life. This will be reflected in the contestant's home, his business, and his own personal living style. The winner of this challenging, prestigious, contest would receive what??. . . . a recording contract!!!!!


I have another idea for her reality TV contest.

She can get 10 contestants and their challenge will be to see who can wipe my big hairy ass with 1 sheet of toilet paper after a nice meal at Taco Bell.

Tell me that wouldn't be some serious entertainment.

 

[shagdrum]

This only furthers the sterotype that sheryl crow has a brain.

 

[Joeychgo]

She is trying to attract a lesbian lover by insinuating she has a nice clean bung hole that only takes one sheet of paper to keep clean.

Id buy the video...

 

[eastcoastLS]

This only furthers the sterotype that sheryl crow has a brain.

+1

just look at this picture, how could there be a brain in that head?

 

[MAC1]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
I have another idea for her reality TV contest.

She can get 10 contestants and their challenge will be to see who can wipe my big hairy ass with 1 sheet of toilet paper after a nice meal at Taco Bell.

Just make sure you eat at a Taco Bell close by because, as you probably know, you will have about 30 minutes from you fist bite to get home to the toilet. So Cheryl and friends need to be in the parking lot with the car running.

 

[eastcoastLS]

i just heard that sheryl crow said she was implementing a joke when she said, "use one square per visit" (or however it went).

 

[shagdrum]

At least she is "clean and articulate"

 

[Calabrio]

i just heard that sheryl crow said she was implementing a joke when she said, "use one square per visit" (or however it went).

Yeah, when you read the full quote, it's pretty obvious. Unfortunately, the press doesn't much care for context when they have a good story. The NYTimes reports it as truth and every one follows.

The additional, unmenioned comment, saying that her brother recommended perhaps just washing the dirty square after each use sort of gives it away.

I'd love to bust on Sheryl Crowe and attack Alec Baldwin, but they aren't deserving it. (The ambush of Rowe was distasteful though)

 

[TheDude]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
I have another idea for her reality TV contest.

She can get 10 contestants and their challenge will be to see who can wipe my big hairy ass with 1 sheet of toilet paper after a nice meal at Taco Bell.

Tell me that wouldn't be some serious entertainment.

I think the Japanese have beaten you to it... have you ever watched their "reality shows", those people are f'ing insane.

 

[eastcoastLS]

The additional, unmenioned comment, saying that her brother recommended perhaps just washing the dirty square after each use sort of gives it away.

i missed that part. no wonder this thread seemd to have died. i thought she was actually serious. ahah

 

[Calabrio]

i missed that part. no wonder this thread seemd to have died. i thought she was actually serious. ahah

Most people did because the "serious" media repeated it. Everyone commented in good faith, thinking that the source stories would have gotten the context right.

 

[shagdrum]

Wait...r u saying the media...MISREPORTED something?! They would NEVER do that....