Someone just broke into my house

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hottweelz

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F'n Happy New Years! They just walked right in the front door, and I'm sitting on the couch playing Grand Theft Auto with my Son...

It was like a movie, he looked at me and said "Oh :q:q:q:q"

And I looked at him and said "Oh :q:q:q:q"

I literally dumped the laptop on the floor and leaped into the wheelchair, but by time I got in the wheelchair and shot out the door, he hauled ass down Jefferson Dr on foot, I f'd my shoulder all up (almost thought I had him)

Then I realized, the Mark is sitting right there in the driveway, I laid about 20 ft of tread on the pavement and LEFT THE WHEELCHAIR in the DRIVEWAY!

This kid managed to dump off in the woods and I wasn't wrecking this car unless it consisted of human internals all over the hood... so I came back home... the cops just left now but I have a feeling that kid is in as much shock as I am.... he ain't coming back.... I hope...
 
Thats sucks bad. Thats why I ALWAYS have my S&W within reach!! NO MATTER WHAT.

And that WOULD HAVE BEEN A JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE.
 
That's terrible. I'm glad your OK and nothing is missing. I'm with Geno. I have 5 guns within 1 foot of my computer, but then again, I live on a Marine base, and in 10 years I've never HEARD of a break in on base. If I lived closer I'd let you borrow a shotgun or 2. I bet you scared the :q:q:q:q out of him... Sorry, but I'm kinda giggling thinking about it right now. By the way, isnt San Andreas a GREAT game? I'm almost done and I cant quit stealing the Bullett (looks like the new Ford GT). Once again, glad your OK
 
I really think I blew my shoulder, geez 29 is hard, I used to race wheelchairs professionally as a teen, and can benchpress twice my body weight, now I pull a muscle chasing a bad guy... *sigh* my son was pretty freaked out he probably never saw me move so fast... "dad's still got it"

on a lighter note, I'll see in the morning if the dual stretch I left on the street with the Mark8 is picture worthy ;)
 
I'm just trying to picture all of this.

That kid must have thought you were a psycho. He turns around as he is running and sees a guy bearing down on him in a Wheelchair!!! Holy :q:q:q:q! You bet I'd run my ass off. And then, the poor kid, the guy tosses the chair and goes out hunting for him with 4000 lbs of luxury leather and 32 valves. :eek2:

I'm telling you, the description of the events are very colorful and make quite a vivid picture.

Ya, I don't think he is coming back.
 
Hi All

ONEBADMK8 said:
Thats sucks bad. Thats why I ALWAYS have my S&W within reach!! NO MATTER WHAT.

And that WOULD HAVE BEEN A JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE.
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You have gotta love a country where it is LEGAL to shoot an intruder :)

If I did manage to get to my gun cabinet keys, go to the cabinet, unlock it, remove one of the guns (we are not allowed hand guns), then go to the ammo safe, unlock it, get some ammo, load up and still mange to shoot the little bastard, I would spend the next 20 years in jail here :(

Glad you are OK Hottweelz.

Regards

Dereck
 
See - This is why I have a guard dog....




Here she is Owning a picnic table.





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hottweelz said:
F'n Happy New Years! They just walked right in the front door, and I'm sitting on the couch playing Grand Theft Auto with my Son...

It was like a movie, he looked at me and said "Oh :q:q:q:q"

And I looked at him and said "Oh :q:q:q:q"

I literally dumped the laptop on the floor and leaped into the wheelchair, but by time I got in the wheelchair and shot out the door, he hauled ass down Jefferson Dr on foot, I f'd my shoulder all up (almost thought I had him)

Then I realized, the Mark is sitting right there in the driveway, I laid about 20 ft of tread on the pavement and LEFT THE WHEELCHAIR in the DRIVEWAY!

This kid managed to dump off in the woods and I wasn't wrecking this car unless it consisted of human internals all over the hood... so I came back home... the cops just left now but I have a feeling that kid is in as much shock as I am.... he ain't coming back.... I hope...
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GTA is awesome! Damn, that would have made an awesome picture of your new hood ornament. Glad you and your family are okay!
 
Wow!

That's the $#!+s - Glad everyone is ok!

One reason I like living where I live! It's kind of Mayberry but we don't have too many break ins. Then again we do have Barney also and a cop we call Opie!

We also have way too many rednecks here with more wepons than an army base (just an Exaggeration Marine but we do have a tank LOL).

But then we don't have much to steal either! (except my new watch thanks Joey).

Anyway! Glad nobody was hurt! If you ever get tired of the city hey Mayberry isn't too bad. The city is close enough to visit but you don't have to live there! Plus give you a good reason to take the Lincoln of Cadillac out for a nice run. No buildings just trees and deer.

Oh and Joey you better keep an muzzle on that dog! Woa - I'm not coming by your house! to Scared!!
 
ThatROYALLY Sucks! Contrary to Marine's base, the base I work on is exactly the opposite. It's actually safer off post where I live.(lately) I'm just glad you + your family is unharmed by this puke.
 
Randeaux said:
ThatROYALLY Sucks! Contrary to Marine's base, the base I work on is exactly the opposite. It feels safer off post where I live.(lately) I'm just glad you + your family is unharmed by this puke.
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(Actually,I should've said it feels that way. ) My Bad.
 
unreal well atleast i know why you didnt call me back maybe i will give you a shout when i get home. glad youre ok though

Eric
 
im glad ur family is ok ive had somthing like that happen to me

about 2yrs ago i managed to brake my femur (leg) and the first day i came home from the hospital my mom left for work and about 9am i hear this loud crash and this guy shoot across the doorway i couldnt c much couse i couldnt beat a turtle in a race that day but he came up to my door of the room i was in saw that someone was home since i was yelling at him and he took off out the back door so i kno that is a f*cked up situation and again glad no one is hurt well it wouldve been better if u wouldve hurt the bastard that broke in ur house i kno if it would have been any other day besides when i was hurt and high off pain pills i wouldve beat the guys ass that broke into my house
 
ERIC1 said:
unreal well atleast i know why you didnt call me back maybe i will give you a shout when i get home. glad youre ok though

Eric
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Crap, you called me? Down with Tmobile!!!
 
Hi Hottweelz

hottweelz said:
Crap, you called me? Down with Tmobile!!!
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I am with T-Mobile here in the UK, it is probably the worst service you can get, I have bearly got a signal anywhere.

Regards

Dereck
 
It's worse when you DO have a full signal and calls are missed and don't even show up on the phone as missed call! :Bang
 
WOW, Da Balls of that MF'er...? Glad your alright...
New Years Day too...? Amazing! Would like to see the pick of the Mark Skid. ;-)
 
hottweelz said:
It's worse when you DO have a full signal and calls are missed and don't even show up on the phone as missed call! :Bang
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i called you yesterday too i was starting to take it personal. lol
 
My phone rebooted itself this afternoon, all on it's own, and bam like 13 txt and 2 vmails pop up at of no where!


I love Technology,

Eric, the car is sweet, I beat the crap out of it on Flatbush Ave when I left your house, (talk about a bump test) and wound up in a part of BK I probably had no business being in... then I beat the crap out of my car again, chasing bad guys in Mastic Beach, a part of LI where I had business being LOL!

So far so good, still looking for the Hard Drive for ya
 
see what happens when you guys play video games too long...they come to life, and sometimes you just gotta grab your rocket launcher jump in your car and blast a fool...good to hear your alright, and you probably got some nice lines in front of your house
 
It's been four years, I'm sure you can't even see them any more.
 
lmao, wow i should prob read dates before just posting on todays threads....oops, o-well time to lay new ones down than i guess
 
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