Strange Gifts You'll Never See
Don't look for these at your local Target.
The new Card Game, ISLAMIC POKER: You lose a hand, you lose a hand!
Fairly Serious Putty
Lil' Electrical Outlet Licker
The new Card Game, 5200 Card Pickup: Keeps kids busy all day.
Ginsu Boomerang
The Duncan YO: It never comes back up. It teaches kids how to live with disappointment.
The Pee Wee Herman Pull Toy.
Nintendo 63: this one was pretty easy to come by this holiday, for some reason.
Capitalizing on pitcher Hideo Nomo’s success, the new toy: Tickle Me Nomo.
Hasbro's Lil' Barber
Another one capitalizing on the Tickle Me Elmo success, the new toy: Tickle Me Carrot Top
Don King Hair Care products.
Angry Bird-In-A-Bag
Mike Tyson’s Hooked on Phonics.
The John Goodman AB sculptor.
New treasure hunt toy: You get to comb out the beard of the Men’s Wearhouse Guy. I guarantee it!
Mick Jagger brand Chap Stick
The new doll: Turnip Patch Kids
A gift certificate for Hannibal Lechter’s new BBQ restaurant.
The new video by Don Knotts in a purple dinosaur suit: Barney Fife
Doggie Dentist
An actual copy of the latest Star Trek screenplay, “Live Long and Perspire”.
A selection of Vin Diesel brand shampoo products.
Don't look for these at your local Target.
The new Card Game, ISLAMIC POKER: You lose a hand, you lose a hand!
Fairly Serious Putty
Lil' Electrical Outlet Licker
The new Card Game, 5200 Card Pickup: Keeps kids busy all day.
Ginsu Boomerang
The Duncan YO: It never comes back up. It teaches kids how to live with disappointment.
The Pee Wee Herman Pull Toy.
Nintendo 63: this one was pretty easy to come by this holiday, for some reason.
Capitalizing on pitcher Hideo Nomo’s success, the new toy: Tickle Me Nomo.
Hasbro's Lil' Barber
Another one capitalizing on the Tickle Me Elmo success, the new toy: Tickle Me Carrot Top
Don King Hair Care products.
Angry Bird-In-A-Bag
Mike Tyson’s Hooked on Phonics.
The John Goodman AB sculptor.
New treasure hunt toy: You get to comb out the beard of the Men’s Wearhouse Guy. I guarantee it!
Mick Jagger brand Chap Stick
The new doll: Turnip Patch Kids
A gift certificate for Hannibal Lechter’s new BBQ restaurant.
The new video by Don Knotts in a purple dinosaur suit: Barney Fife
Doggie Dentist
An actual copy of the latest Star Trek screenplay, “Live Long and Perspire”.
A selection of Vin Diesel brand shampoo products.
