fossten
Dedicated LVC Member
The economy is so bad that.......
· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
· I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
· CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
· If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
· Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
· McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
· Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
· A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
· Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
· Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
· The Mafia is laying off judges.
· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
· Congress says they are looking into this Bernie Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50-Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1..5-Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
· I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
· I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
· CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
· If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
· Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
· McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
· Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
· A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
· Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
· Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
· The Mafia is laying off judges.
· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
· Congress says they are looking into this Bernie Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50-Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1..5-Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
· I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.