JoshMcMadMac
Dedicated LVC Member
Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right
to secede from the Union (please refer to the Texas-American
Annexation Treaty of 1848).
We Texans love y'all, but we'll have to take action if Kerry
wins president over Bush. We'll miss you too.
Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get
used to the results. After seeing the whiners along the
campaign route, the folks from Texas are considering taking
matters into our their hands.
Here is our solution:
#1: Let John Kerry become President of the United States.
(all 49 states.) #2: George W. Bush becomes the President of
the Republic of Texas.
So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. (we will control
the space industry..)
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.
3. Defense Industry. (we have over 65% of it) The
term "Don't mess with Texas," will take on a whole new
meaning.
4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of
Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry
about that.
5. Natural Gas - Again we have all we need and it's too bad
about those northern states. John Kerry will figure a way to
keep them warm....
6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in
producing computer chips and communications: Small places
like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon,
National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied
Materials, Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi,
Nortel, Alcatel, Etc, Etc. The list goes on and on.
7. Health Centers - We have the largest research centers for
Cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma
units in the world and other large health planning centers.
8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT., Texas A&M,
Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT,
Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the south
anyway
9. We have a ready supply of workers. (just open the border
when we need some more)
10. We have control of the paper industry, plastics,
insurance, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas
National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't
have an army but since everybody down here has at least six
rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in 24 hours
if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can
always call Department of Public Safety and ask them to send
over a couple Texas Rangers.
12. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs
and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and lets
not forget seafood from the gulf. And everybody down here
knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't need
any food.
This just names a few of the items that will keep the
Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out
there that we need and don't have.
Now to the rest of the United States under President Kerry:
Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your
cars, only President Kerry will be able to drive around in
his 9 mile per gallon SUV. The rest of the United States
will have to walk or ride bikes.
You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will
cut off your communications. You won't have any natural gas
to heat your homes but since Mr. Kerry has predicted global
warming, you will not need the gas.
Signed, The People in Texas
*NOTICE: the preceding in no way reflects the thoughts, desires, wishes, or feelings of the poster. It is not meant to cause arguement or instigate harsh replies. IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE!*
to secede from the Union (please refer to the Texas-American
Annexation Treaty of 1848).
We Texans love y'all, but we'll have to take action if Kerry
wins president over Bush. We'll miss you too.
Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get
used to the results. After seeing the whiners along the
campaign route, the folks from Texas are considering taking
matters into our their hands.
Here is our solution:
#1: Let John Kerry become President of the United States.
(all 49 states.) #2: George W. Bush becomes the President of
the Republic of Texas.
So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. (we will control
the space industry..)
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.
3. Defense Industry. (we have over 65% of it) The
term "Don't mess with Texas," will take on a whole new
meaning.
4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of
Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry
about that.
5. Natural Gas - Again we have all we need and it's too bad
about those northern states. John Kerry will figure a way to
keep them warm....
6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in
producing computer chips and communications: Small places
like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon,
National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied
Materials, Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi,
Nortel, Alcatel, Etc, Etc. The list goes on and on.
7. Health Centers - We have the largest research centers for
Cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma
units in the world and other large health planning centers.
8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT., Texas A&M,
Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT,
Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the south
anyway
9. We have a ready supply of workers. (just open the border
when we need some more)
10. We have control of the paper industry, plastics,
insurance, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas
National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't
have an army but since everybody down here has at least six
rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in 24 hours
if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can
always call Department of Public Safety and ask them to send
over a couple Texas Rangers.
12. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs
and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and lets
not forget seafood from the gulf. And everybody down here
knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't need
any food.
This just names a few of the items that will keep the
Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out
there that we need and don't have.
Now to the rest of the United States under President Kerry:
Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your
cars, only President Kerry will be able to drive around in
his 9 mile per gallon SUV. The rest of the United States
will have to walk or ride bikes.
You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will
cut off your communications. You won't have any natural gas
to heat your homes but since Mr. Kerry has predicted global
warming, you will not need the gas.
Signed, The People in Texas
*NOTICE: the preceding in no way reflects the thoughts, desires, wishes, or feelings of the poster. It is not meant to cause arguement or instigate harsh replies. IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE!*
