# You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
# You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 6 or higher."
# You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
# You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
# You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
# You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
# You laugh at people with dial up modems.
# You start using smiley's in your snail mail.
# Your hard drive crashes.
# You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch.
# You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
# You try to hum to communicate with a modem. And you succeed.
# You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 6 or higher."
# You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
# You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
# You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
# You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
# You laugh at people with dial up modems.
# You start using smiley's in your snail mail.
# Your hard drive crashes.
# You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch.
# You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
# You try to hum to communicate with a modem. And you succeed.